You Know You Are on W W When.....

I have been wanting to add this to my blog for a few weeks now. For those of you that are on WW or have ever been on WW, you will be able to understand this completely.

You Know You Are on W W When.....

- you start telling your coworkers the Points in their lunches.
- you calculate the Points in your dog's food.
- you take off your earrings before you weigh in.
- you try to calculate activity Points for typing!
- you run to the bathroom like 3 times before weigh in to make sure you are "empty"
- you wear the lightest clothes you own to get weighed
- you refer to points like it has money value (ex. I charged 3 points or that cost me 3 points)
- you panic when someone invites you to go out somewhere and you don't know the points.
- all foods in your cabinet are marked with point values in big, bright marker colors.
- you start growling at your hubby if he tries to steal some of your carefully pre-measured food.
- you now consider foods as point worthy or unworthy.
- you know the location of every public restroom within a 5-mile radius of your home.
- you haven't balanced your checkbook in weeks, but your food journal is kept down to every half point. :)
- your WW leader won't call on you in meetings because she wants somebody else to participate, for once.
- you realize you really have earned 15 activity points for sex this week
- all your friends have become Weight Watchers, and you've started your own e-group
- store-bought cake with cheap "butterecreme" is gross and you don't finish your courtesy slice at the party.
- you buy a digital scale for your bathroom
- you can 'eyeball' an ounce of cheese to the 10th place.
- you are thirsty all the time
- you don't eat Skinny Cows any more because blueberries are in season
- Nutella starts to have the same appeal as black tar heroin does to a junkie
- if your boss knew how many pee breaks you took you'd not only be fired, you'd owe the company
- the Brita water filter that is supposed to last 3 months lasts 3 days
- your cat hates you because you give him fat-free milk
- you deliberately take the crappiest parking space every day at work
- you develop such incredible bladder control that others can come into the restroom, finish, wash hands, and leave again before you finish
- when you drink more water than Niagara Falls.
- you accidentally drink a regular soda and want to freak because you could have spent those points elsewhere
- you have a brand new car and walk to work to earn activity points
- you've gone to bed to avoid eating
- you refuse a free lunch because you already planned one
- you eat a whole can of green beans cold with vinegar and enjoy it!
- you once walked a half hour to dinner all dressed up on vacation to earn points
- you can look at others and know how much they weigh
- you won't even eat a TicTac offered to you because those add up
- you drink a full glass of water before eating to slow down the process
- you peeeeeeeeee all day every day!!!!!!!!!!!!
- you go to the movies and don't get anything to eat
- you go to restaurants and often order children portions or appetizers for your meal
- when everybody in your family starts counting their points, too
- when eating over at friend's place you start to look for the Nutrition List on the bottom of the plate.
- you start to panic when you get down to your last "skinny cow"
- everybody asks, "How did you lose all that weight so fast?"
- you appreciate the benefits of Kashi
- you can't imagine life without your journal
- your point finder is strapped to you chest
- your husband doesn't want to be home for dinner anymore and is eyeing your dogs juicy steak.
- other people around you feel guilty for the food THEY are eating
- you & your co-worker can just give each other "that look" when a person walks into the room
-meaning there might be a candidate for our (WW at Work)
- You wonder how many points your cat is eating.
(- for the die-hards) you CALCULATE how many points your cat is eating.